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One of the mysteries of life is that occassionally some piece of it will be perfectly understandable.


Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. – Denis Waitley

“The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.” – Benjamin Franklin

“There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.”

W. Clement Stone quotes

“One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it.”
~Sidney Howard

“Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate your friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is.” Mary Anne Radmacher

  • “Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
  • “Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.”
  • Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
  • Caution, Blind Man Driving.
  • “Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.”
  • All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
  • “To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.”-Michael Jordan
  • “Life’s an Ocean, Sail It”
  • Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
  • Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film!
  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  • Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  • I intend to live forever — so far, so good.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!
  • Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
  • “Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.”
  • “don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer”
  • Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive
  • Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they’ll all think your on drugs.
  • “Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s a way, then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.”
  • Silence is silver, but music is gold…
  • Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
  • loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
  • “I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.”
  • Constipated People Don’t Give A crap.
  • The Earth Is Full – Go Home.
  • So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
  • If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
  • Illiterate? Write For Help.
  • Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
  • Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
  • Boldly Going Nowhere.
  • Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.
  • Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
  • All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
  • “i’m not tailgating, i’m keeping up with the pace car”
  • normal people worry me
  • you say physco like it’s a bad thing
  • those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
  • “my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me.”